Monday, June 19, 2006

an idea!

There is this great place in London (they give away a free copy of the Independent, which is crap, but I love free stuff) that didn't sell ham sandwiches, they did sell pig sandwiches though. It was refreshingly (and disturbingly) honest.

So I have a game that I think carnivorous should play; they should be honest at the dinner table or during food preparation. The more detail the better, so for instance "pass me a drumstick please", could be "please rip that chickens thigh out of it's hip socket, I'd like to pick the flesh from it's bones".

You can stick some other examples in the comments.

6 comments:

TLT said...

Unfortunately, some individuals might find this game very fun!

Anonymous said...

No takers for more gruesome examples? I'm surprised. Maybe you should spend a few hours thinking of some more Stuart. You seem quite taken with your "idea!".

Anonymous said...

pass me the mashed and minced up pig insides which has been squeezed into or wrapped up into its gooey gut lining ...

which i will put into this baked flour dough from wheat fields which have been grown over a million squirrel burrows,then

i will squeeze in some ketchup which is totally veggie , but the waste it takes to make it will eventually find its way to the and life sea, and will feed the fish and streams which will feed the pig which i will now bite into.

yummy

Anonymous said...

i feel like cow spine, hoof, testicle and any other bits they managed to find on the abattoir floor on a roll with tomato sause and mustard

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